Aided Multimedia Computing Logistical Design

With both a broadly-wide and a specifically-focussed managerial perspective on the shifting world of Multimedia technology and the long-term logistical strategies of modern working environments, this course aims to maximise (and, indeed, axiomatically to invert and extemporalise) current vocational practices in the arena of computing and design. Experts and academics in the field of Media Industry offer students their expertise and experience, with a wealth of state-of-the-art technology and facilities (including scanners, photocopiers and Over Head Projectors) and guarantee of a work placement in local industry. SEE OUR PROMOTIONAL VIDEO HERE

Astrology

A change in circumstances leads you to consider Higher Education. Your lucky letter is K and your lucky colour is dark green. Your lucky nut is the horsechestnut. Consider your options wisely. An ambiguous University prospectus synopsis sounds curiously intriguing. Don't wait on your impulse: apply for a student loan and enrol in the course. Wearing shoes outdoors on Wednesday is advised. For more information call CSR on 01227 823 294 and find out how you could achieve the mysterious power of getting a song of your choice played on local radio.

Egg Studies

The Egg. In its time an innovative and revolutionary piece of design work. From frog spawn to Ostrich eggs, we take you through the various types of egg in a sequence of modules which critics have labelled "useless" and "of no value to any future employer whatsoever." We would like to set those critics right. The Egg Studies course is of the utmost value to society and to our students in particular. Enrich your life. Go to work on an Egg Degree.

Robotics

Science Fiction writers of the past entertained us with wild stories of mechanical men capable of thinking and doing manual label for their human masters. Now, here we are in the 21st Century and robots are a reality. We would like to be able to offer students the opportunity to design and build their own fully autonomous, freely thinking metal men. We would like to. Students will in fact have the opportunity to program direct and dull commands into a circuit-board on wheels in a Mecano frame. What can I say? We're not in Japan.

Mathematics II: All New Maths

Konkerbury University stands at the forefront of Mathematical Innovation. For far too long the Intellectual World has been harboured under the restrictive and old-fashioned numerical system of the Ancient World. As Konkerbury's Professor Boffin says: "It's high time numbers were updated. The introduction of Times Tables a few centuries ago did little to make numbers new and interesting. We are conducting exciting and unique research into All New Maths which we intend to completely replace the old numerical system by 2012 (or as the year will be renamed: G/r#Blf!!Purple) As part of this turnaround Konkerbury University intends to offer a sequence of new modules starting next academic year, these will include:

• Four Thought
• Six Education

If you want to enrol as a Humanities student at the University of Konkerbury, simply pick the Degree of your choice from the list and send an e-mail to: cont...@konkerbury.co.uk, with your course name in the subject bar. Please include:

• Current qualifications
• A Personal Statement explaining why you would be an ideal student

WE LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!