Guest Book
Thank you for visiting the KONKERS Guest Book. Please scroll to the bottom of the page and leave a comment for us. Any thoughts about the website? Any questions? Have you heard the radio episodes? Maybe you just want to say hello. All feedback is appreciated, so ta very much!
October 24th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
What t-shirt should I bring for the photoshoot Alaric?
I don’t mind water, but I don’t want to get custard on my favourite.
October 25th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
What on Earth are you talking about Tom? Photoshoot? Custard? Have I missed something!?
If there’s anyone out there who fancies leaving a slightly less cryptic message in this guest book, then I wholeheartedly invite you to! What d’you think, people?
October 27th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Konkers is rubbish. I feel cheated. Richard Dadd can f**k off. It is exactly this kind of pretentious, arty, piffle that makes Britain a land of ASBO’s and foreign invasions. Post 9/11 we need to be vigilant against this liberal, namby pamby, art terrorism lest we drift into a modern malaise. I cannot believe that this has been allowed. I am personally writing a fascist answer to counter Konkers based around some comedy fascists one who is organised and strict and the other who is a liberal ‘Hobo fascist’. Watch out for it in the new year, its called The Prison that is Liberalism and it will eliminate your mind. Richard Dadd, we are coming for you. Listen and weep.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Sir,
I must say that I’m the second Tom to feel cheated. I’m disgusted at the appalling lack of “fresh” material on this website.
While procrastinating at work, I am prone to checking this website every 5 minutes, only to find that, so-called “Artist Anonymous”, “Richard Dadd” who says he is “inflicted with writing” has not “provided” me with more “material” to “laugh” at.
If Richard Dadd spent more time writing material for this website than achieving ambitions in the real world, bettering himself, taking care of his professional, personal and moral responsibilities or even partying and generally having fun, maybe I wouldn’t be writing this letter.
I’m going to writing my own answer to this website for The Prision that is Liberalism, that it is in a constant and perpetual state of being updated with new material.
When my boss isn’t looking of course.
Yours sincerely (forever),
Mr Thomas David Mathias Esq. BA, A, AS, GCSE, SATs
December 1st, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I haven’t had time to look at all the seemingly amazing features, but i have to say i wasn’t expecting such a snazzy set up. It looks great. I am curious about the necessity the enlarge feature of the albeit lovely picture of you looking so jolly in front of your pop shield! But, yes, nail bombs in nurseries does sound intriguing so i look forward to having a longer browse and listening!
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I’m glad you like the photo, it’s a favourite of my mother’s too…
But, there IS no ‘enlarge’ feature on this photo. And on my browser at least it looks a perfectly reasonable size.
Do you want it bigger Declan? Is that what you want? This can be arranged. How about a whole new page dedicated to Richard Dadd photoshoots and Desktop Wallpapers? And screensavers. And mousemats.
(and to think Alaric called me an egotist!) I could be on to a winner here…
December 5th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Well, isn’t this cosy?
I just thought I would interrupt by saying I correctly guessed who most of the cast played just by looking at the photos of them. Well done me, eh?
Weird Ben
December 11th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
You guessed that I played an old man called Bartholemew???
I’m not sure I like this power of yours…
– Oh and, er, I hereby sign the guest book. –
January 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Hi
Im leaving this message for Richard Dadd…
Hi Richard
i got a message from Kris on facebook about your show… my memory is incrediably crap but i will really try and remember to listen to your show.
Well proud of you for the awards…
anyway get hold of my email address off kris if you cant get it from on here and send me an email some time…
Look forward to hearing from you
all my love always
Danielle “you’re a cock” Baker
xxxx
January 26th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Hi Richard,
Chris let me know about the site and the radio show, which I will try and hear (the repeat at least, I have drama classes of a Wednesday. No not Class Act, although I do work for them now too). Clare was telling me how well everything’s going, which is great, and Ricardo sends his best wishes too. I’ll forward him the website so you two can have a proper chin-wag. It’d be great to hear from you again.
Sam.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
haha loved the text rich! although it did take me a while to decipher it to be honest! I’m ashamed to say i did have to google it but when the charming little hotel popped up boastin a two-lane bowling alley it all came flooding back! i’d love to know what reminded you! and i’m also very impressed by this website! get you being in the paper and all sorts you little star! remember me when your making the big bucks, and me, kris ‘woolworths’ walton, and the yew tree cottage will be reunited not too far in the distant future i hope! hope you’re well and yes! i finally signed the guestbook! haha
big love and kisses
Sar xx
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
Danielle, Sam and Sarah! Good to hear from all three of you, thanks for heading this way. I’ll be in touch soon!
But remember chaps, you don’t have to be an old friend to leave a message on this Blog! Anyone with comments/suggestions/questions/opinions or anything else pertaining to KONKERS and Konkerbury are welcome!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Finally dropped on to the legendary Konkerbury page after spelling the web address wrong (I missed the ‘r’). Site looks fantastic, and has given me a great idea to refer this ‘university’ to my gullible friend Charlie who is looking for a place to do a Masters. It will provide me with much fun!
Anyway, Konkers is great stuff as always, keep up the good work guys, and fuck the critics and the papers, your audience are your real awards because we love you and want to go to bed with you. All of you. At the same time.
Peace in the middle east! x
February 4th, 2008 at 2:39 am
Kris Walton,
Trust YOU to be number 13 in the Guest Book…
I welcome Charlie with open arms. He’s more than welcome to send an e-mail application, and who knows I might be able to get Alaric to rustle up a mock prospectus to send him
(one day the joke will get out of hand and I’ll find myself holding lectures and seminars and realising that what I have in fact done is accidentally founded a University)
February 10th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Hello All
Well I love the show and I’m looking forward to the day when Richard has his name up in lights on Radio Four and I can bug him for a autograph.
Love the website too definately an enhancement to the show must have taken a fair amount of work to set up.
Cheers
Rob
February 16th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I LOVE the article in the paper!!! Do you get the adscene often?? Before we know it Konkerbury is going to be over subscribed and busting with studenty types …. oh wait that’s already happened!!
Hit show Mr Dadd.
Lots of Love to you all xxx
February 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Ps… I LOVE KONKERS!
February 16th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Pps… I believe I meant bursting in my first post …. ummm and maybe I should lay off the LOVE a bit, I sound like a degenerate hippy….. :s
February 16th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Don’t lay off the love.
Give me all the love you want Holli.
I’m very welcoming of love.
Give me love.
Lots of love.
Now.
Please.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:13 pm
richard i send you love from the university of Nottingham library. I’m just enquiring as to whether the konkerbury uni does courses in Protestantism, puritanism and general piffle in 16/17th Century England (not unlike the course im currently taking!) because if it doesn’t im definitely joining…this course is a pile of wank!
love anyway good luck with the show i’ll try and listen in my off hours (the few and far between ones i get!)
xxx
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
ps. my illicit lover stays.. you knew i could never be faithful to you… be thankful when you have me im a much sought after delicacy dont you know!
love wifey.
March 8th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Richard Dadd. There are 2 hours of my short life which I am never going to get back, thanks to you making a ridiculously long, but equally readable homepage for Konkers.
And if there’s not a Geoff Island mini-series, I will have to kill you. But nicely.
Muchos love,
Hannah xx
March 24th, 2008 at 1:18 am
does anyone knows if there is any other information about this subject in other languages?
March 24th, 2008 at 3:40 am
Hello there Yaz Okulu! The University of Konkerbury welcomes students from across the globe. Whatever your nationality, you are welcome to study here. Unfortunately our website and all of our prospectuses are written in English, although we are hoping to branch out soon into Latin, Welsh, Middle English and Esperanto. If you are having trouble understanding this website we are perfectly happy to read it out to you over the phone in loud clear English.
What kind of information would you like to find out?
September 29th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
When I will be old enough I want to be a proud student of the university of Konkerbury. I will spend all my life struggeling to join this great dome of education! I WILL BE A KONKERBURY STUDENT WITH ALL MY HEART like Jeoff is…
Please send me some more information, that I can make myself ready for this adventure!
A young, tall, blonde and not blue eyed pupil from Germany,
Susi
October 6th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Hello Susi! I’m sure you must be old enough already. Konkerbury is waiting with open arms to welcome all the enthusiastic students that Germany has to offer. Well, all the young tall blonde female ones anyway . . .
Blue eyes are not a requirement. The Konkerbury application process does not deduce points from applicants for being less Aryan, so fear not.
Our multilingual prospectus should be winging its way to you just as soon as we’ve finished with the English/German dictionary. So any year now essentially.
Oh, and we understand that Geoff Island lives alone and is looking for a new housemate, if you are interested? We are sure you two would get on with each other like a house on fire.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Richard! I LOVE it
And I love the website too.
I learnt a lot about drama students and about what women do and do not like
It will probably be all I learn today so thank you.
Mahri (lucy Kitts mate – the one with the curly hair and the lots of questions who tried to steal your hat). xxxxxxxx
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Hello Mahri! Thank you for popping along to the Konkerbury Guest Book to say hello. Glad you like the site, and I’m really glad you enjoyed episode 3. Nice to know here at the University of Konkerbury we are capable of educating students in all areas of life – including drama students and the whims of women.
I do hope you return for the rest of the series. Spread the word of Konkerbury! Oh, and the Geoff Island Konkerbury film is playing at Christchurch University on Friday 24th October, if you or anyone else is interested. Details on the blog!
Cheers,
Richard
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Hey Richard, just been listening to the shows again and felt compelled to congratulate you once again – I’d forgotten quite how hilarious Konkers was! I’m on my year abroad at the moment and a flood of nostalgia reminded me of it all (as did watching several episodes of the League of Gentlemen). So yes, congratulations on a brilliant sitcom!
All the best,
Alex Cross (former CSR prog goblin)
June 27th, 2009 at 3:17 am
Alex Cross!
Cheers my good man. How great to hear from you. I hope you’ve been having a great time philisophising in Paris over the last year or so. What an amazing experience that must’ve been. I really wanted to come and visit you, but alas my funds are very low.
I’m delighted to hear you’ve given KONKERS a fresh listen, and I’m very pleased to have been able to supply you with a little slice of Canterbury to enjoy in Gay Paris.
Hope to see you again before too long!
Best wishes,
Richard
October 12th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Good day,
Currently I was collecting new stuff for a new anchor story on Christchurch for our German travel guide to New Zealand when I was sent by Google to your page. Actually, I didn’t find exactly what I expected. But, your article has given me inspiration for another article. Insofar: Thanks.
Kind regards,
Michael
October 15th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Marvellous!
I can certainly see how the University of Konkerbury would only be of *limited* interest to New Zealand’s German tourists! Ha ha!
I’m very happy nevertheless to hear that I’ve given you inspiration for another article. Do you mind telling us what about?
You’re welcome to e-mail me, if I’m of any use, by the way. Just go to CONTACT on the banner.
All the best,
Richard